The Things I Never Knew.

skirt: f21   l   top: japan   l   bracelets: c/o apple of my eye

The other week, Jerry got our cap & gowns for graduation. But the thing is, they don't even make them in my size. Rude. But I got over it, and when I tried it on this weekend, I was pretty much drowning in it. Basically, it looked like I was wearing a huge trash bag. But I decided to show Jerry anyway to see what he thought, and his reaction? "hmmm ya....." That is NOT a good sign people! So I was sad. I was sad that I would graduate looking like a Halloween costume that went wrong. But then you know what Jerry says next?? You'll never guess.

 "you want me to sew and alter it for you?"

what the...
uh, come again?


"i can sew it to make it fit you better if you want."

WHO. ARE. YOU.

he's superman in disguise guys.
 and all this time, he kept it from me! 

this guy.

When Jerry Naps.

top: tobi, similar ($8)   l   hat: NG    l   bracelets: c/o apple of my eye

Jerry's usually pretty good about waking up in the mornings. He calls himself a "morning person." I'm not. I'm most definitely not. And I'm not even gonna try to hide it. Jerry on the other hand though, I'll admit, his early morning skills are quite impressive. Except.... for when it comes to waking up from his mid-day naps. That's another story.

jerry: hey can you wake me up in an hour?

me: okay.

* one hour later *

me: time to wake up.

jerry: murgh...

me: okay.

 * 45 minutes later, i try to quietly crawl into bed..

jerry: WHOA!!!??!!

me: huh?? 

*jerry  peeks over at me with one squinty eye.

                                             
me: what?

*jerry still peeking

me: what?
jerry: ......
me: hello?....

jerry: ......zZzZzzzz

he's funny.

Oh and these pictures.. do I look like a giant or what? Maybe it's because of my heels. Looks like I'm about ready to stab someone with those things. Also, if you woulda asked me to wear a peplum top a month ago, I woulda just laughed at you and said noooo way. But after seeing this top. Oh, you can just call me a believer. Looks like I've got some sorta shape to this body of mine. Now that's rare.  

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